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President Karen
"We'd like to speak with the manager of democracy."

The Complaint Desk.

Grievances, satire, and correspondence from the customer-service window. The manager is in most days, in one form or another.

SATIRE

On the matter of certain rumors.

An unsolicited dispatch from Sen. Brent Honeycutt, who continues to file columns despite repeated requests from this newspaper that he stop.
THE COMPLAINT DESK · NO. 001

A founding complaint.

We are not asking for the moon. We are asking for the manager, the receipt, and a country that runs the way it says it does on the box.
No paywall, no investors, no chief revenue officer.