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Guardian · 40d ago
Texas, asked to choose between two Republicans, chooses both and neither.
BBC · 40d ago
Grief, met with a vow. Social media, unmoved.
ProPublica · 40d ago
The watchdog, asked to watch, says it will get back to us.
NPR · 40d ago
The IRS, asked who settled what, refers all questions to itself.
NPR · 41d ago
Corruption, named out loud. The room, still deciding whether to clap.
The wire runs hourly. The desk reads it slowly.