Today's Edition TUESDAY, MAY 26, 2026 File a Complaint
President Karen
"We'd like to speak with the manager of democracy."

The infrastructure bill didn't fail. The Senate did.

Four votes stood between this country and the bridges, broadband, and bus depots we've been promised for a decade. Here is the receipt for what we paid in deadlock — and who signed it.

Four votes. That is the entire distance between the country we were promised in 2021 and the one we actually got. Four senators, in a chamber of one hundred, decided on Tuesday afternoon that the bridges could keep rusting and the broadband could keep buffering…

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"Dear Sister Cordelia — my brother-in-law has thoughts about the election."

My brother-in-law Greg has informed our family group chat that he has "done his research" and now holds views about the 2026 election that I find concerning, factually inventive, and embarrassing in front of the children… — Cornered in Cleveland

Dear Cornered, there is a passage in Proverbs about answering a fool according to his folly, and another, on the very next page, about not answering a fool according to his folly. Scripture, in its wisdom, anticipated Greg…

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"On the matter of certain rumors."

An unsolicited dispatch from Sen. Brent Honeycutt (R— Place), who continues to file columns despite repeated requests from this newspaper that he stop.

Folks, I want to address something head-on, the way my granddaddy taught me, which was to address things head-on, except for the things you address sideways, of which there are several…

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"I'm not saying what they ought to do. But."

I was at the post office on Thursday and the line was long, which is fine. I am not someone who minds a line. A line is a place where you can think. What I do mind is when the line is long for no reason that anyone in the building seems prepared to explain…

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